Behold, the 2018 Porsche Cayenne Coupe.

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01/11/2017 at 17:00 • Filed to: Porsche

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That’s what !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! seems to think this is, anyhow.


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you > SonorousSpeedJoe
01/11/2017 at 17:02

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Nah, it’s the Uruus


Kinja'd!!! MLGCarGuy > SonorousSpeedJoe
01/11/2017 at 17:02

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It’s the Mission E prototype.

There’s a warning triangle about it being an electric car on the driver door.


Kinja'd!!! for Michigan > SonorousSpeedJoe
01/11/2017 at 17:04

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It’s the Panamera XC.


Kinja'd!!! Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > MLGCarGuy
01/11/2017 at 17:05

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Dang. I was hoping it’d be a front-engined 928 or 944 of sorts.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > SonorousSpeedJoe
01/11/2017 at 17:07

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4 door coupe?

make it a 2 door, and call it a 928


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > SonorousSpeedJoe
01/11/2017 at 17:08

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Looks pudgy.


Kinja'd!!! ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback > SonorousSpeedJoe
01/11/2017 at 17:09

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I really don’t know how to feel about this car. Part of me is excited, but most of me is thrown off by the 911 rear end, so high in the air.


Kinja'd!!! e36Jeff now drives a ZHP > MLGCarGuy
01/11/2017 at 17:17

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Why would an all electric car have giant exhaust pipes?


Kinja'd!!! bhtooefr > e36Jeff now drives a ZHP
01/11/2017 at 17:19

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Because the Panamera body they’ve got on the mule has them.


Kinja'd!!! Matt Nichelson > e36Jeff now drives a ZHP
01/11/2017 at 17:41

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The bumper looks like it may have come from a Panamera. That may be why. Could just be those fake cover things, but I could be completely wrong.


Kinja'd!!! Tareim - V8 powered > e36Jeff now drives a ZHP
01/11/2017 at 17:58

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they’re the fake tips that come with the bumper probably, also extra disguise fooling people to think it’s petrol/diesel powered


Kinja'd!!! Hot Takes Salesman > MLGCarGuy
01/11/2017 at 18:07

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If they make the Mission E an SUV I am gonna off myself.


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > SonorousSpeedJoe
01/11/2017 at 18:22

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imma hit dat


Kinja'd!!! MLGCarGuy > e36Jeff now drives a ZHP
01/11/2017 at 18:35

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They’re fake. You can make out the charge door on the fender here.

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Kinja'd!!! MLGCarGuy > Hot Takes Salesman
01/11/2017 at 18:36

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I think it’s going to be a sedan; it’s just that the mule has to be raised to fit the battery pack.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > SonorousSpeedJoe
01/11/2017 at 23:07

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Its like they had a car. But they tried to force it to wear a Panamera body on top like a shrunken sweater. It didn’t fit and the sills on that car are giant.